Don’t be like a monkey! Take the Jab! You are so close now! Evolve!
Avoid cognitive dissonance! When confronted with opposing facts, remember that facts can always be ignored! Konfirmationbias and mass formation can be more powerful if you want to!
Don’t be a crazy conspiracy theorist, believing in doctors, psychiatrists, virologists and microbiologists, even when they prove to be right again and again!! Believe the media paid off by Bill and his friends!
…or even years. You can always change your mind when the government eventually has to do it because of massive demonstrations.